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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 12:45

Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By Wet Britches - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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Tripartita 44

Monday 14 December 2015 1:43

"Today, after slipping and falling on the ice, a human nearly drove over me. Not walked. Not ran. Drove. Thanks, industrial revolution and technological advancement. FML"

ILikeKoalas 24

Monday 14 December 2015 1:31

But the question is, how is the deer?

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TAntobella 14

Monday 14 December 2015 10:41

Did the deer get injured? Did it survive the impact? I can't believe people worry about an insured, repairable, replaceable car and not about the life of another living being.

Zarcissa 34

Monday 14 December 2015 10:57

A deer is bad enough but here in Finland people smash into mooses... Hope your car didnt get totalled!

yepthisisit 15

Monday 14 December 2015 16:26

*insert generic deer fun here*

coolguy10732 14

Monday 14 December 2015 21:48

It's 70 degrees where I'm at right now, im in nj right now

carrissa3 13

Monday 14 December 2015 23:47

Hopefully you and the car are ok take pictures for the insurance and keep driving

arun_678 10

Wednesday 16 December 2015 1:08

Well here in South Carolina it's 75 degrees in December

crabit_fml 11

Wednesday 16 December 2015 3:01

Given the deer slid out in front of a car, i propose an alternative fml This morning while minding my own business in the woods, i slipped and fell, right into the path of a passing car...........FML

Krycek_fml 19

Tuesday 22 December 2015 17:48

That's why people like me hunt deer.

traveveland 16

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:05

someone's having Venicine tonight

Boomi 38

Sunday 16 July 2017 0:20

Was the deer okay?!

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