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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 12:45

Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML
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Tripartita 44

"Today, after slipping and falling on the ice, a human nearly drove over me. Not walked. Not ran. Drove. Thanks, industrial revolution and technological advancement. FML"

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bella_nana347 23

Sounds like a bit of a slippery situation. Sorry OP.

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gobiteme2 34

I take it you slide into the deer

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tarlax 11

Uh, it doesn't say OP's from Texas, so you're kinda making assumptions about the ol' in-out, bro.

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gobiteme2 34

# 26 no one said anything about Texas. Partner you need to find the right FML to respond to.

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tarlax 11

I expected something more along the lines of "That's not funny, that's just a stereotype" rather than one like "I'm too stupid to understand the dumb joke". Huh.

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UhHuhHoney 20

I bet that was a pretty cool sight though!

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Tripartita 44

"Today, after slipping and falling on the ice, a human nearly drove over me. Not walked. Not ran. Drove. Thanks, industrial revolution and technological advancement. FML"

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LexiD19 26

Here is SC, its been 75 degrees the past two days. Three days ago it was in the 30s.

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moocowmilk0 19

at least it isn't 80 degrees like it is in Florida

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