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By themanzz - 08/10/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By CrapDay - 18/01/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early in the morning when it was still dark to go off to work. I saw what looked like a piece of slime that my children would play with and went to pick it up. Nope. Turns out it was puppy shit. Wet, slimy puppy waste. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By Kirta - 09/11/2009 15:18 - Canada

Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 8 October 2010 19:20

A dog's bark comes out of its mouth, not its ass. Learn that.

Occums_Razor 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:14

Yum.

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boomx 0

Friday 8 October 2010 20:02

dont be such a turd, op. there is a difference. ydi

BlueTwist89 0

Friday 8 October 2010 20:04

Why not rake it up?

chris13174 0

Friday 8 October 2010 20:11

That gives a whole new meaning to wish in one and shit in the other.

donicus 0

Friday 8 October 2010 20:43

hot steaming nuggets!

cajekraze 7

Friday 8 October 2010 20:50

YDI op for not training your dog right. Unless he's a pup, your dog should only poop where and when you tell him

IWABO2_ 0

Friday 8 October 2010 21:30

How can u not tell the difference?

Mesocoollike 8

Friday 8 October 2010 21:52

Sounds delightful!

soysauce1208 18

Friday 8 October 2010 21:54

things happen://

MyyLifeeIssFcked 0

Friday 8 October 2010 22:00

Ydi for not cleaning after ur dog

IWABO2_ 0

Friday 8 October 2010 22:20

No #35 Shit happens xP

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