Holidays: Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation....

By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML

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By musiclover - 06/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML

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By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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Serafie 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:07

Get her to mail it to you, then?

toink 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:10

She will find out you had her in the ignore list.

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emZycat 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:42

Use your home phone bro, and then have her mail it back to you :)

epicwinmaster 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:58

the only people who are agreeing that your life is ****** are 13 year old girls

brontide 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:58

I hope they are not traveling internationally, just wait till you see *that* bill.

vt_mruhlin 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:04

Go to the phone store, get the cheapest phone they have, use it until she's back. Problem solved.

a34111 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:50

you are a stupid bitch and you ******* deserve it for being so godamn stupid.

CaPtAiN_Co 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:08

Thank goodness for the Post Office system.

darkmis1 17

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:33

Just have her mail it to you. Not that hard.

cat83 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:46

FedEx ftw

kgirll13 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:05

seriously. not really an fml. get her to mail it to you I mean really the world is connected through all kinds of technology

Stevieebabyy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 6:21

Um, their life is completely ****** if they own a buisness. Do you know how handy your phone becomes? But if they don't run a buisness or their phone is not a nessessity, then the mail will send it right back to you.