Holidays: Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation....

By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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By Cheech - 29/06/2009 21:52 - United States

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 00:52 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML

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By Ohshucks! - 20/07/2010 19:01 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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By blank - 21/01/2013 21:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML

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By musiclover - 06/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML

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By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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Serafie 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:07

Get her to mail it to you, then?

toink 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:10

She will find out you had her in the ignore list.

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ToddSpald 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 7:32

Pack your own suitcases!!!

Gaiwa 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 7:43

"Her vacation is 2 months long. FML" Yeah... and if she sents it, you have it back in 2 days anyway....

nanoflacka 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:12

It's called mailing it back to u smart one

xFaust_fml 12

Sunday 4 October 2009 12:48

Can't she mail it to you??? I'm SURE she can afford that, if she can afford a two month vacation...

LilaBear 1

Sunday 4 October 2009 13:15

Just ask her to post it to you. Even if her ph # is in your phone and you don't have it stored anywhere else (which is stupid) I'm sure you have mutual friends you can get her number off.