By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML
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Blazingcrono 6

I'm a bit confused on why you just didn't take the needles out by hand. Sure, it's slower and a bit more painful, but at this point, it really doesn't matter how much pain you're going to get.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Duct tape to remove cactus thorns? What a rip off.

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ashole1990 10

Shit. Better drink your own piss.

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lizbiz5694 4

use wax. like leg hair waxing stuff. it works every time!

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dansco 24

Are you stupid? Yes, using duct tape to remove cactus thorns! This proves you shouldn't be allowed out with out your carer ;)

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Cheesehead72 0

ydi for going hiking.

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8r4d1ey 0

this is the Internet ppl, not a English paper, those of you who grammar Nazi ppl have lost sight of what this site is about, to be entertained. If you want to correct ppls writing become an English teacher, then you can make yourself feel smart by correct peoples grammar all day. and I also think a site as unique and cool as this shouldn't be taking away ppls freedom of speech by moderating everything, I know it's quality control, but come on it's the Internet.

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69_jackson_69 0

Aaaaand you typed this how?

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whatscaresu 0

i once saw the show "untold stories of the ER" you get them off by waxing it takes them all out

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jupiter80 0

89- me too! I like duck tape better tho

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