By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML
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Blazingcrono 6

I'm a bit confused on why you just didn't take the needles out by hand. Sure, it's slower and a bit more painful, but at this point, it really doesn't matter how much pain you're going to get.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Duct tape to remove cactus thorns? What a rip off.

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yankee805 0

wow y is the grammar police so bad its a ******* comment

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Heidyslifesuckss 0

LMFAOOOOO , thatss upsettinggg -_____-

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TraceCase_ 19

U should b careful hiking all by your lonesome...127 hours yo!

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jayAZ 3

yet...far away you have duct tape...what else do you carry when you hike?

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awardZu 0

List of things I carry when I hike: Hydration system Rucksack Canvas tarp 550 cord Duct tape MREs K-Bar Matches (all-weather) Mummy bag Shit tickets Fishing hooks Camp shovel First aid bag Spare clothing

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LadyClarik 8

I think Jay was being sarcastic; but maybe not... Either way here is a list of people who care what you bring on a hike: .......

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LadyClarik 8

I think Jays comment was sarcastic or maybe rhetorical. Either way here is a list of people who care about what you bring on hikes: ……

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bootje 5

time for you to watch '127 hours'. then come back here in shame.

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GrubbsGrady 0

#31 do u watch like starwars or somin?

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