By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
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epoh_fml 0

that would have definitely irritated your ******.

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xlossofmex 0

interesting birth control there.

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makaylac 0

waiiiiiit. if you're hooking up with a guy you just met then you've gotta be experienced. why didn't you have condoms of you were experienced?! YtotallyDI.

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Compass 0

Don't worry, everyone, OP's name is Ilovesocks. Therefore, she loved being rammed by a a hard, veiny sock.

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Basiil 0

What is soo fun abt having sex with someone you just met?

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Cokencsi 0

ow the thought of how it would feel made me twitch.

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Philly_HK 0

he might be the funniest guy i ever heard of. ... if he was kidding.

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logic718 0

can someone say athlete's crotch?

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jillz 0

YDI. Obviously, the guy was kidding, trying to lighten the mood since there would be no sex. You are both easy, and likely deserve each other. Some suggestions: 1. Health check 2. Tubal ligation 3. Don't depend on others to come prepared

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