By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
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epoh_fml 0

that would have definitely irritated your ******.

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xlossofmex 0

interesting birth control there.

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Sekococo 0

Y-D-I :D comment is not nessecary for this other then what i just wrote.

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syikin 0

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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jonny2x4 0

What a cheap(and nasty) bastard! Doesn't he realize there's going to be a lot of chafing and risk of athlete's foot fungus on his ween and her vag? Just bareback it and hope he pulls out in time( yah right).

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skyeyez9 24

you could have stuffed the sock into his mouth and left.

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sunshne 0

Preffered method of birth control; prayer.

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chadwick110480 0

did u meet him just after he got off a short bus?

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CallMeHush 0

A little ditty from my youth; In days of old, when Knights were bold And rubbers not yet invented They stuck some socks upon their cocks And pregnancy was prevented, Now you can carry it in your head too ;D

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chadwick110480 0

45- that was awesome.

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