Miscellaneous: Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying...

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

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By Not turnt - 27/07/2015 19:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By dxl - 18/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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By Can I have some sleep? - 14/11/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

Wow your fault

ily_hun996 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:12

You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."

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GlowingHelix 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:13

by sending that txt you took away the trust and arose the suspicion. you basically invited her to come home YDI

chakrabs 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:13

Of course she did, who sends a text like that?

khatuba 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:17

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caffrinn 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:39

idiot. try reading the post over before you go all grammar snob on him. 'I was house sitting' is what it says. jackass.

khatuba 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:53

dude, i wasn't grammar snobbing all over the guy, i just didn't realize it said "sitting." grammar snobbing would've been more like "it's i was home, idiot." or something like that. chill.

eehizle 0

Friday 23 April 2010 2:09

caffrin is a biiiiiiiiitch 

marz88 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:18

Did you miss out on the "Throwing a party while my parents aren't home" class? You are what I like to call an idiot haha. That's like killing someone then calling the police after the investigation and thanking them for not checking on you. Ah to be young and retarded.

lexiBRo 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:18

lol.. thats like getting pulled over by the cops for speeding and saying.."thanks officer for not checking my blood alcohol content" knowing that you were drinking... YDI