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By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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You deserved it 14 668

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By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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You deserved it 77 075

By sh3n-D - 07/06/2012 21:26 - Denmark - Herning

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 660

You deserved it 39 201

By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 794

You deserved it 59 091

By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 588

You deserved it 4 947

Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 671

You deserved it 42 598

By changeddaily - 20/03/2011 04:52 - Australia

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 473

You deserved it 11 313

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 871

You deserved it 19 272

By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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You deserved it 2 937

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 859

You deserved it 5 795

By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 938

You deserved it 12 134

Hobbit79 10

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:57

When people are losing an argument all they do is correct the other person's grammar. Tsk tsk.

Freethaawave 19

Saturday 18 May 2013 1:00

Next time don't answer your door when someone with a big temper is banging it down.

Comments

EvilEvin16 5

Saturday 18 May 2013 2:28

Hope your ok

BioChemEGirl 11

Saturday 18 May 2013 8:48

you're*

xALEXx_fml 15

Wednesday 22 May 2013 2:09

Grammar nazi

iSingh 3

Saturday 18 May 2013 2:39

I just got into a fight over Skype as well. Over re-watching movies is "pointless" and "not entertaining". Coming from a guy who has no job, no hobby, and sits in chair all day staring at his computer.

EpicSquishii 21

Saturday 18 May 2013 3:04

No one cares about your pointless fight. no one even asked OP what his was about.

darkenedone 27

Saturday 18 May 2013 3:13

@51: 8 asked.

iSingh 3

Saturday 18 May 2013 5:28

Your a winner. Yelling at someone over the internet, feel good about yourself?

EpicSquishii 21

Saturday 18 May 2013 7:31

Didn't you just write that you got in a fight over the internet? Lmfao And then you went on to illuminate just how much "better" than your friend you are. You're a hypocrite, and this is a stupid argument. Adieu

iSingh 3

Saturday 18 May 2013 18:01

Nope, EpicSquishii, thanks for supporting me btw

iSingh 3

Saturday 18 May 2013 18:03

My friend started the argument because he has nothing better to do, and I made this account so I could socialize with people who FML'd. Not haters like you who ruin other people's day, and I though the internet changed, what was I thinking?