Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it...

By locker - 16/09/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight the shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow, and I tugged so hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML

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b_anhero 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:06

look on the bright side: your natural reflex is to charge, head first, into danger.

random210 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:25

bahahaha. I always had that problem in high school.

Comments

yaysmile 0

Friday 17 September 2010 5:27

i say you deserve it because you didnt take the time to slow down and calm down before trying to open the locker. nothing really works out when you are rushing and aggravated.

yaysmile 0

Friday 17 September 2010 5:29

i say you deserve it because you didnt take the time to slow down and calm down before trying to open the locker. everyone knows nothing works out as planned when you are rushing and irritated.

yaysmile 0

Friday 17 September 2010 5:29

i say you deserve it because you didnt take the time to slow down and calm down before trying to open the locker. everyone knows nothing works out as planned when you are rushing and irritated.

yaysmile 0

Friday 17 September 2010 5:32

i say you deserve it because you didnt take the time to slow down and calm down before trying to open the locker. everyone knows that nothing works out as planned when you are rushing and irritated.