By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 401
You deserved it 4 267

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Demetra_fml 0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Drakanaa 0

Wait...so you didn't want everyone to know you lost in at the movies? Or am I missing something here? Facts plz.

Dismissal 4

Today, my friend took my phone and sent out a mass text message saying I just lost my virginity. My girlfriend was on the send list. FML Or maybe he was joking? But if not, then FYL and dump him for cheating.

Dismissal 4

61--- I agree with everythin' u said 55--- according to your pic and your standards, you'll never be mature enough to have sex... sorry about that, FYL ;-)

emilybabes 0

maybe he lost hi guinea pigg ;) jk cornyy u Shuld punish him ;))))

I totaly would have been like "omg babe so did I, I hope your was as amazing out of the world like mine was". men r creaps