By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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Demetra_fml 0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Ash_moon 0

Gosh, what a prick. Hope he gets herpes... :P Sorry that he was such a jerk. Dump his ass.

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TheSexynator 0

he lost it to his hand

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TheNiz 0

It would have been funny to send out another one that replied that he lost it to something disgusting... animal, household appliance, you fill in the blank here and watch him squirm! You're welcome.

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blastvortex 3

I hope it wasn't in the same theater, or worse yet, at the same screening.

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gszmam 0

maybe he came in the popcorn after ******* a pretzel

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gagtjs 0

kick him in the ballz so he can neverr lose his virginity :D

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QueenDani 0

too late nd lol [#188]

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ColdGold 6

Lost it? wtf? Why do people say "lost it"? Anyway. He's soiled goods.

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tb15 0

YDI for leaving your phone on in the movie theater. No one wants to hear your ring tone in the middle of the movie.

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fmlxxxx 0

Maybe his friend sent it on his phone as a joke

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