By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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Demetra_fml 0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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The_Walris 4

just realized he wasn't at the movie with you. ma bad. sorry. in dat case, u ******

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alexisownsyoux 0

what a good ******* boyfriend.

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perdix 29

Who's the lucky guy? Maybe he was talking about his anal virginity, so you may still have the first crack at his dick.

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Gabbiegummies 4

so not with u=bot your boyfriend. u should send out a text an said I just did a threeway

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crazyaces89 7

epic fail on his part i must say...and theres no way in hell he can cover that one up

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xlione 0

YDI for texting during the movie. I hate those people

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