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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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Eternally romantic

By singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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Demetra_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:02

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

Mehness 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:55

woah

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13__Loki__13 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:57

And the sad part is that you probably didn't feel a thing.

gingersnapper 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:59

WIN ^

Apprentice4Life 5

Thursday 20 June 2013 17:26

Read the FML better!! She didn't take his virginity.. She was watching a movie in a theater when she got a txt saying he had lost it!! To someone else.. I.e.. He cheated on her!!

leahismine 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:06

Gee, i hope he finds it.

awkwardturtley 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:15

hahaha that cracked me up xD even if this really is a FOP'sL Dx

awkwardturtley 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:13

O.o owwwwwwchhh!!! (yes that's spelled wrong I know) so sorry for you :(

chibikari 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:33

Well at least you were in a movie! :B Which role did you play?

Dismissal 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 7:49

I lol'd.

fatality_is_mine 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:45

you only have yourself to blame for watching a movie instead of doing him :( tsk tsk

erjaguam 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:50

I guess it wasn't you who took it.

alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:06

Having sex in a theatre isn't forbidden,.. just frowned upon. Kind of like masturbating on an airplane.. ;P

Sinisin2010 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:56

LOL does someone have a theater sex fetish?

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:46

Actually it is, ask Pee Wee Herman. Jeopardy answer: JFK, Abe Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman. Jeopardy question: Name three Americans who got shot in the back of the head.