By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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Demetra_fml 0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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13__Loki__13 1

And the sad part is that you probably didn't feel a thing.

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Apprentice4Life 5

Read the FML better!! She didn't take his virginity.. She was watching a movie in a theater when she got a txt saying he had lost it!! To someone else.. I.e.. He cheated on her!!

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leahismine 0

Gee, i hope he finds it.

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awkwardturtley 0

hahaha that cracked me up xD even if this really is a FOP'sL Dx

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awkwardturtley 0

O.o owwwwwwchhh!!! (yes that's spelled wrong I know) so sorry for you :(

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chibikari 0

Well at least you were in a movie! :B Which role did you play?

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fatality_is_mine 0

you only have yourself to blame for watching a movie instead of doing him :( tsk tsk

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alexandraa_fml 0

Having sex in a theatre isn't forbidden,.. just frowned upon. Kind of like masturbating on an airplane.. ;P

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Sinisin2010 0

LOL does someone have a theater sex fetish?

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perdix 29

Actually it is, ask Pee Wee Herman. Jeopardy answer: JFK, Abe Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman. Jeopardy question: Name three Americans who got shot in the back of the head.

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jaymercer 0

lucky guy.. maybe you shoulda gave him some ass instead of going to a movie without him.

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frankyvalentino0 0

well that's not good.. get a new boyfriend?

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