Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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You must be ******** me

By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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JoeGrant 12

Monday 30 September 2013 16:02

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.

Nightwing98 22

Monday 30 September 2013 16:03

*Loads shotgun* Anybody got any "shitty" puns?

Comments

Inked0803 12

Monday 30 September 2013 20:29

Talk about being caught with your pants down

KimmyCupZ 21

Monday 30 September 2013 20:59

I always carry a packet of tissues with me as many public restrooms constantly run out of toilet paper.

snugglesMcGee199 23

Tuesday 1 October 2013 2:17

That seems more reasonable for girls to do since they usually have purses. :)

KimmyCupZ 21

Tuesday 1 October 2013 10:05

That is true. Although, I have a male friend and he carries a handbag at times. :)

dangerika93 11

Monday 30 September 2013 21:01

Sitting on the toilet Sitting on the toilet Sitting on the toilet Sitting on the toilet Sitting on the toilet Sitting on the toilet Ya flush! Or NOT cause you're the great Cornholio and you need TP for your bunghole!

rawr1308 14

Monday 30 September 2013 22:06

I've had to this too, luckily no one saw me. Although if I'm not alone I awkwardly ask to be handed some toilet paper.

theITguy 9

Monday 30 September 2013 22:58

theITguy 9

Monday 30 September 2013 23:02

i realized too late that #75 beat me to my comment. sorry for the duplicate.

ethanman82 8

Monday 30 September 2013 23:06

the only thing to do is tuck your junk between your legs, scuttle out muttering "would you ****, i'd **** me so hard" in a deep voice.

happyfingers 15

Monday 30 September 2013 23:28

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That blows XD Don't worry, I've been stuck in the stall with my sister when she suddenly realized that she didn't *JUST* have to pee. And I had to sit there and wait because at the time I was young enough that she didn't wanna leave me alone in the store. And that happened twice in the same day. Stuff happens. And now both you and whoever saw you have a funny story. lol