Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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You must be ******** me

By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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JoeGrant 12

Monday 30 September 2013 16:02

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.

Nightwing98 22

Monday 30 September 2013 16:03

*Loads shotgun* Anybody got any "shitty" puns?

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 30 September 2013 16:06

You literally showed the "ass" in assume.

spluver0005 17

Monday 30 September 2013 16:06

I can just feel the awkwardness

Miss_Latina 13

Monday 30 September 2013 17:35

More like smell

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 30 September 2013 18:54

Damn. If you can feel the smell, don't go to that public rest room any more.

singer0421 32

Monday 30 September 2013 16:09

Maybe check the bathroom before walking out there with your pants down? Even if you thought no one was in there you gotta be careful if you're walking around with your bottom half all natural.

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 30 September 2013 19:36

I think you mean au naturale.

gc327072 30

Monday 30 September 2013 16:11

Aaaaaand you do the walk! Do the walk of life Yea, you do the walk of life!

Shmatterhorn 38

Monday 30 September 2013 22:27

Yep, OP certainly was in "Dire Straits".

jdeezy01 13

Monday 30 September 2013 16:18

Well that escalated quickly.

ElricMustang 23

Monday 30 September 2013 16:23

This doesn't even make any sense

olpally 32

Monday 30 September 2013 16:22

I really hope no one makes the forbidden comment... Unless it already got deleted. That's just bad luck op.

ElricMustang 23

Monday 30 September 2013 16:24

Why the rush for toilet paper? I wipe after I'm done, when I'm calm again lol

Pattygirl2011 6

Monday 30 September 2013 16:25

that just sounds like an average day in a public bathroom. take it from some body who worked retail for two years, worse things happen jin public bathrooms

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 September 2013 16:30

If you run out don't ask for some just accept your fate a weep quietly... Is it really that big of a deal to pull up your pants and if you can steal a roll or just flush and swap for a bit?