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Same thing different taste
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Always check before
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You probably won't ever see that person again, no big deal...it was an emergency
Happens to the best of us, OP.
That is kinda if a ydi and fyl because the way I see it is you should have called out first to make sure you were alone I mean if you were alone no one would have heard you call out and if you were not alone like what happened you wouldn't have run out of the stall ass covered in shit making it a truly akward situation... should have just used what little smarts every human being have and it would have saved you and the other people in the bathroom a life tone of therapy
Wouldn't poop be dripping anyway? So it really doesn't matter.
I would explain what happend also thats y I always check
Protip - Check for paper, and carry a small supply of your own just in case. Re-usable tissue travel cases work great for TP.
It's cool it's not like they don't have the same body parts! Just probably not with running crap lol
Fyl because you're a dumbass for not checking first but maybe you were in a hurry.
Always check for that TP. Also, why didn't you announce your presence? or find out the current occupancy of the bathroom? What a shitty situation.
ALWAYS check for toilet paper before you sit down.
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Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.
*Loads shotgun* Anybody got any "shitty" puns?