Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look...

By shoes - 02/01/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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By Olerbia - 28/05/2013 07:11 - United States

Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

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By BigFoot - 29/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:33

Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh, my God, shoes.

powersmoke 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:44

Clap all they want, they are the ones who will be picking the shoes up. This ain't no stinkin' FML.

Comments

rubixgod 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:51

that is kinda mean but I have no room to talk I would have clapped too. but I also clap at my own fails.

iranoutofnames 6

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:57

they're clapping, but hey, they gotta clean it up. you get the last laugh... ha

Daaniellee1234 8

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:58

I would have clapped too unless you got hurt or somthing. Then I would have walked over there and helped you pick up the shoes while having a good chuckle.

dangletsbang21 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:10

epic fail. hahaha, they should of helped you though

theblazian 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 17:41

.... they work there so.... they will.....

rooneyroo 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:37

Should have*. "should of" makes no sense.

psychoballistics 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:10

I would hardly say your life is ******. lol all i could think was "today i was working in a shoe store when somebody came in and knocked down a shelf. i picked up shoes all day. oh well, it was funny.mlia.(mylife is average) haha

nignogeggnog 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:14

YDI for being a fat *****.

wierdos_rule 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:33

#22 you don't even know them, asshole!

MissOriginal 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:14

This i more of an MLIA then an FML..........

Cristaderzi 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:16

Well at least they didn't make vomitting noises at you when you walked in Like they did when I walked into Subway on New Years Eve! And I bathe EVERY time before even leaving my house!!! They were copying that Ace Ventura scene at the end! Until you deal with the crap I do I say this isnt that much of a FML nor YDI!!