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well, they're too pussy to say it to your face, so **** 'em! i caught chicks calling me 'emo' once, and i was like 'oh really? **** you!' they ran off! 'emo' girls are apparently scary! :P!
hahahaha
#13: anyones scary that's just been insulted O.o
some people I knew did that to me once. one of the reasons why I hate public toilets as I can listen in to anything. They kept complaining about how I flirted with a few of my exes a bit too much. Then they started going on about how I'm short and fat (I'm 7stone and 5ft) yet I have big boobs which is probably what the guys want otherwise they wouldn't wanna go near me. When I was done, I opened the door, walked up to them and said "Hey. I'm on this new strict diet that says I'm not allowed to go near bitches like you two. Bye." and walked off. (I only went to the toilet because I was fed up with someone in a lesson.)
Are you sure they weren't talking about me?
Well, be thankful - atleast they didn't call you a heffa.
agreed! I'd definitely be way too skinny than way too fat! it could be worse...
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I recommend not telling them outright that you overheard them, but subtly suggesting it if you get a chance. Be the bigger person, but comment that you're worried about your image, and use their own words as examples of things you're worried about. Also, make sure to comment how glad you are that you can trust them to be upfront and honest, and not talk about you behind your back. I was in the bathroom in my dorm room once when my roommate came back with her friends. She started talking about me just as I was finishing, so I washed up and walked out, smiling and greeting her as if I hadn't heard her, even though I obviously had. The look on her face was priceless - the entire group quickly moved to someone else's room.
theyre jealous...