Miscellaneous: Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs...

By elevator-troubles - 18/03/2009 07:59 - Australia

Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'. I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML

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By Stairs? Noooooo - 15/09/2015 22:31 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By WOWBear - 05/06/2013 09:46 - United States - Mesa

Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML

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By SadAndDeaf - 02/09/2014 23:38

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

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By kggggg - 12/08/2010 11:00 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML

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Egg IRL

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 05:01 - United States

Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML

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Foiled

By human lava lamp - 10/03/2013 19:54 - United States - New Britain

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

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Mixed signals

By max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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Denied

By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

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Hot stuff

By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:03

more of an fhl your brother just said his sign language teacher had a nice ass.

mdmd136 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:03

AWKWARD

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lol_everyday 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:55

#46 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA. you should get your sister to go on fml and post that!

Dudernahada 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:56

can everyone stop whining about how this isn't an fml? it didnt hurt you that it doesnt fit the very strict and highly important guidelines of FMLness! Just read it and appreciate it for it's comic value, shiiiit son....

Ethan205 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:05

ahaha that's pretty funny that your brother got called out.

Dudernahada 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:45

@ #55 I have special permit from Allah that says it's ok for me to whine, just not for anyone else.

sensual_kidney 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:48

lol @ #40, those damn deaf kids, always full of sass.

XoBlueEyesXo 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 7:44

@ 45: I get what the point was, but it was very poorly thought through. It's totally the same thing as raising your eyebrows at your friends when you see someone you think is attractive or making a nasty smirk at a friend if you see someone that repulses you - or, better yet, saying she has a "damn fine ass" after she leaves the elevator. Just about everyone on the planet does thing like that, yet it's the ones that chose to use language (which, surely they're aware is more risky) that get called "smug jerks."

squeaky_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 7:51

(in response to responses to my earlier post) I think he was like 13 years, older, he was pretty young for a babysitter. Anyway, my sister is a grownup and who she chooses to **** is none of my business.