Intimacy: Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came...

By splooge - 28/01/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

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By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Doppelganger

By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By mpetitto - 15/08/2016 00:44 - United States - Fairmont

Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML

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By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2018 01:30

Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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bow_less 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:31

try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 14:00

Step 1: Put that camera phone to good use! Take pictures of him, especially non-flattering ones and send them to family and friends. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH YOU. Step 2: Leave. Possibly post craigslist ad with his number and various proclivities listed.

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rw4rf1s 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 11:38

I tell my ex-gf i love her. Shes still a friend. And she knows that when I say it I only mean as a friend. Don't assume the worst?

leye 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:17

you should text her back saying that he don't love her and to leave him alone... then kick him out and take his clothes and tell him to never come back... =).

a_person 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:35

i'm sorry. that must suck dump him. he's not worth it

tdawgheath 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:28

wow, an old message from his ex. cuz I'm sure your ex never told you he loved you...

kay_jay 5

Friday 17 June 2011 5:37

it wasn't an old message. it was right before he went to bed

dani_fizzle 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:20

well did he at least give you an ******? oh yeah and uhh maybe it's friend love?

hpzefan 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:27

that sucks. my ex used to talk to his ex girlfriends like that. i remember i used to find text messages from other girls saying i love you too. he used to say "oh i don't mean it the way i mean it to you" which i believed and still believe but it doesn't make it acceptable 'cus texting is so impersonal to begin with. anyway hope things work out for you whether you dumped him or not

deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:37

wow. what an ass. i'd dump his ass. seriously.

deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:36

wow. what an ass. i'd dump his ass. seriously.

silly_kate 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 11:28

trust me, you don't need this guy!

RockingRyan12 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:11

#18-Naked usually implies they have no clothes on.

kittyboo12 1

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:18

She could have given him his clothes back but not given him time to put them on though? So he'd be naked, with his clothes. This way, she kicks him out and doesn't let him take them? Could be what they meant.