Intimacy: Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came...

By splooge - 28/01/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

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By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Doppelganger

By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By mpetitto - 15/08/2016 00:44 - United States - Fairmont

Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML

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By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2018 01:30

Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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bow_less 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:31

try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 14:00

Step 1: Put that camera phone to good use! Take pictures of him, especially non-flattering ones and send them to family and friends. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH YOU. Step 2: Leave. Possibly post craigslist ad with his number and various proclivities listed.

Comments

Blaize007 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:13

that blowss :p

dinoshit 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:19

Man WHOREEEEEEEEEEE! You can do better :}

garfunkadellic 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:11

thats what you get for being a **** like that and just sleeping around

crazyho27 0

Monday 20 July 2009 8:06

wow your PRETTY dumb. sleeping around? she had sex with the boy she LOVED. not the guy she saw at the market!

debatingalways 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:55

Prudes these days ruin it for everyone...

commonsensex 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:21

Unless it's one of the exes that wants him back, I don't really see the problem. I'm really good friends with two of my exes. I tell them I love them pretty frequently.

roflstephh 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:47

Is it just me that sees that she says 'the guy she loves' and not her boyfriend? For all she knows his 'ex' could be his current girlfriend and he's cheating on her. Or still, it could be a friendly I love you. I tell my ex I love him all the time.

tictacsrawk 0

Monday 17 August 2009 17:40

15 and 34, I totally agree. I dated one of my guy friends, but it felt too weird so we went back to just being friends. We're still close and love each other like siblings. Him and her could just be friends. You should've asked him about it before you did anything hasty . . even though this is months old

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 6:32

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Amethyst_fml 0

Monday 19 October 2009 0:59

That's what I was thinking, a sarcastic reply.

hutsmundi89 0

Friday 23 October 2009 16:23

i wouldn't read too much into it, if he is still sleeping with you he obviously didn't mean he still loves her then does he? who does that? but still, dump him, he is not worth it.