By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
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ifinishlast 0

lol quite the guy you got there? what's his gamertag? i wanna virtually kick his ass

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Shady06 0

That sucks, sounds like he cares more about his game than his sick gf. Maybe you should have slapped him and yelled "make you own soup bitchh" lolz

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Comments

perdix 29

While you've been lollygagging in bed for an hour, he's been working those thumbs like a rented mule! Get off you ass and make him some soup! And where's his sammich! I'm sorry you are sick . . . try not to cough or sneeze on his food. Thanks.

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monster_tamer 11

I don't know whether to laugh, smack you and stick a needle through your anatomical snuffbox, or just go "..." .....

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perdix 29

"Laugh" was the intended effect. I'm trying to be such a hyperbolic ass that you could not confuse me with a real one.

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monster_tamer 11

Ah. See, I wasn't sure, because you didn't seem like one near the end... But again, its hard to tell over the internet.

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AntiChrist7 0

Don't date nerd/assholes. YDI

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MaskedDriver 0

Wrong stupid. He's playing an Xbox360, therefore his nerd status is -225 if my algorithm serves me correctly. He's not a nerd unless he plays PC games, and he's not a gamer either, because I dare anyone on an Xbox360 to challenge my mouse and keyboard in any FPS.

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AntiChrist7 0

Any guy that puts a game above his GF is a nerd. and he is still an asshole.

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Captain_Jello 0

"And that comment was utterly sexist." Shut the **** up, crybaby...

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monster_tamer 11

Why don't you shut up? "Captain Jello". *pokes and you jiggle* See, you've got no backbone.

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Intoxicunt 5

Ahahaha. That comment was so perfect. I laughed. A lot.

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monster_tamer 11

@ Intoxicant: You learn a lot of good comebacks on neopets. ^^

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ScaryyMary 14

@Intoxicunt do you know where Plexico has been? Haven't seen any of his comments yet and I'm starting to worry... did you two get too kinky last night?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Plexico is experiencing technical difficulties. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

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ManUpFucker 0

If plexico does not come back the world will unravel and all humor will die... I don't want humor to die... its all I have to die for.

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myballs 0

Your Significant Other is an arse. While it's great you seem to be tolerant of his gaming, he shouldn't put it in front of anything else. Gaming = fine. Addiction = bad. I would recommend a nice kick in the nuts.

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darkmis1 17

Wow-he's a total ass. Dump him, he doesn't deserve you.

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bosgurl90 0

ur boyfriends a douche

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dudeface 1

Come on, I can't be the only guy who understands how to balance video games with a normal fulfilling life. I've seen fights break out because the girl was naked and ready to go but the guy wanted to keep playing Halo. Boggles my mind.

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EPHXXX13 0

why didn't you make him some soup? how inconsiderate....but i guess your boyfriend should stop playing so much video games. then he could learn to make some soup?

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ProtoBuster_1 5

@#77 - ANYBODY can make soup... if ya can't, you are a TRUE dumbass...

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monster_tamer 11

So far, my brother is the only guy I know who succeeds at acheiving that balance... It's sad, really. D= This is why I think WoW is awful, among other games.

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