Health: Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend...

By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML

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By Septy - 21/01/2016 18:17 - Spain - M?laga

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By greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML

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Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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ifinishlast 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 16:33

lol quite the guy you got there? what's his gamertag? i wanna virtually kick his ass

Shady06 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 16:27

That sucks, sounds like he cares more about his game than his sick gf. Maybe you should have slapped him and yelled "make you own soup bitchh" lolz

Comments

Eyaare 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:11

YDI 'cuz your an idiot. You chose your BF, don't bitch at us about who YOU CHOSE.

tallerguy87 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:14

what game was it?

xclegend613 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 19:37

Hell yeah cuz if it was C.O.D. that Bitch can wait for her soup, you don't interupt a match of C.O.D.

TryAgain82 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:15

YDI for dating such a selfish guy, which should be obvious to you. Also, many many people live alone and don't even have the option of whining at someone when they're sick to make them soup.

fretforyerlatte 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:18

my husband would totally do this.

Emperor_Jim 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:18

YDI for your boyfriend not being me.

lakita_lover 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:21

What a jerk. If he loves you he should take care of you when you're sick, especially when you have something as bad a pneumonia. Time to find a new boyfriend.

monster_tamer 11

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:22

I'd say if my boyfriend ever did that, I wouldn't accept that. He's supposed to be supportive of you and care for you when you're sick, and be supported and cared for by you when he's sick. And the fact that he had the nerve to ask if you didn't make him any... dump him, or when you're feeling up to it, have a talk with him and chew him out. Say you're tired of all his attention being taken by the electronics. And if you don't like the answers you get, dump him.

scaj 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:26

this like pretty much any new fml doesn't make your life ******, your boyfriend wanted to play a game instead of being your bitch and run around making soup for you is normal, this belongs on my life is average, ydi for being so pathetic that you think this makes your life ******, and fyl for being so pathetic that you think this makes your life ******.

possumisawesome 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 0:34

Have you ever had pneumonia? I haven't, but my mum and friend have. Not fun for them. but no matter how sick they were, if you love them, you put down your stupid game for a minute. With the swine flu , and similar illnesses, going around, I find myself helping loved ones.