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By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

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You deserved it 6 038

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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46

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Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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You deserved it 7 862

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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Person1233 12

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:21

I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:00

yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles

Comments

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:43

Simple solution: Blame it on your funky-smelling teacher.

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:54

Blame it on the retarded shit who sat in your seat before you.

metazoanhaddock 11

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:17

now, now, there are some smart ***** too. Please don't discriminate against a piece of shit just because it has a mental disability and is different....it has to look and smell funny too >:D

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:22

LOL WIN xD

metazoanhaddock 11

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:49

Wow......You're the first person ever to respond to one of my comments..both times....hmmmmm... I got my eye on you *shifts eyes from side to side* so *cough* how much were those *ahem* "medicines" we talked about? *cough cough* Gah.....fricken iPod autocorrect..... and now a word from the motherland... (I'm Russian) ввод пробно мевлгк Чита жпиеч дмуфо щикчгм!!!!!'

cam007_fml 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:03

Russian? Really?

metazoanhaddock 11

Friday 12 February 2010 6:18

yes....russian...do you have a problem with that?

nates0210 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:43

I feel like this story is made up.

TheDaveCA 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:03

You do? Never had cats?

BigLostBear 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:04

I agree with #18, I mean who wouldn't smell cat piss when they are putting on a sweater?

nates0210 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:21

I haven't actually lol. but you would definitely notice if something had pissed all over your clothes. also snickerdoodles is on fml like 24/7 so she probably just made it up.

majones 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:49

Well considering the op is a woman, I'm guessing she has had a cat for her whole life I hope. ;)

nates0210 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:19

wow my comments were deleted... I am gonna assume I was right then. :)

AngryNinja 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:46

haha, 92. first thing i thought was 'nice pussy crack'. very good. ;)

majones 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:01

yes, I have impressed angryninja within the first few days of going on this site.

allen20 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:44

anti-flood >:(

Menick47 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:44

I probably shouldn't pick on u for this, but,... You smell like cat pee! You smell like cat pee! Haha!

GunnerLover 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:21

haha

dudemanjr 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:45

fermented ok but that stinks so badly omg that stinks cat urine smells so badly

sobe23 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:46

That kinda happened to me once. I kept smelling this awful smell and I couldn't figure it out for a long time. Turns out one of my dogs peed on my bookbag. It sucked!!!!