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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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randiZ25 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:20

I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...

Doortje 29

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:21

Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.

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hook_em 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:35

well quit fantasizing about what you are going to do with Sally sue at an after school party unless you are gonna try to get her to scream louder than the op whose mom sounds like a dying monkey

birds_fml 7

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:38

Why is everyone clicking YDI? Those people are stupid. You don't deserve to get assaulted for not paying attention. If he wants to get your attention, he can slam his hand on your desk, yell your name, ask you a random question about the lecture... ANYTHING other than THROW SOMETHING AT YOUR HEAD! Report him to the principal!

skate4life753 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:39

Headshot +50

melimeli628 10

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:25

epic win!

MissAwesomeness 4

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:42

is that even legal? lol

krazy_glu3 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:43

our teacher would squirt us with a water gun -.- thankfully it was never used on me.

catkat1988 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:46

I say file a report for assault. Sure you should pay attention in class, but having metal object thrown at your face is NOT an adequate punishment for not paying attention.

thebigblue 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:00

Someone should have thrown something at your head to get your attention. It's lawsuit. Now go back to working the drive thru

mozeltov 7

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:02

I doubt that u are my Jewish friend because u said and I quote "w.e. grammar nazis" and this would lead us to assume that it was not sarcasm

rallets 22

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:25

this is internet, dude. its serious shit

cowboyy_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:39

I mean what can I say? should've been payin attention

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