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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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randiZ25 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:20

I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...

Doortje 29

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:21

Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.

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lola1313 9

Thursday 10 February 2011 5:16

I had a teacher like that. he threw marker at me and by the time I realized what was happening I tried to catch it. it bounced off my middle finger busting the nail and tore open the skin. then another teacher hit me in the eye with a paper clip he was idly playing with.

ErinKidCannibal_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 5:36

My fifth grade science teacher threw desks at us.

Michigan_Girl 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 6:05

I remember when I was in Jr High there was a teacher who threw dry erase markers at students when they were sleeping or not paying attention...not quite sure why this is a FML though...

88sforlife 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 6:10

Ouuch

FMLoverAgain 7

Thursday 10 February 2011 6:19

hahaha I do not advocate that but it sure hell was funny. I hope it wasn't a heavy metal case.

mattitucklove01 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 6:20

No teacher should be hitting anyone in the head with a pen box! report her please! be thankful that she didn't hit you in the eye or mouth it have been alot worse!

Krulin 8

Thursday 10 February 2011 6:23

... wait, the only thing that could make you pay attention in class is a teacher throwing a goddamn chunk of metal at your face in order for you to listen to him? What the ****? You're telling me that your parents, and every American taxpayer, is paying for your lazy ass to sit in a room and stare at the goddamn ceiling for 8 hours? Gongratu-*******-lations, you're a parasite.

zombieboy_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 6:58

you have two options report the assault to the police, or when they ask for their pencil case back ask them how far they want it shoved up their ass....sideways.

Krulin 8

Thursday 10 February 2011 8:02

I firmly believe that if a student wants to jack off instead of at least pay attention while sitting in one spot for hours then they deserve to have much heavier things than a pencil case thrown at them.

cmac86 23

Thursday 10 February 2011 8:51

I smell a liar. I think that would be all over the news if that happened.

Triad24 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:14

I would have got up and slapped his ass across the face with it right afterwards...

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