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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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randiZ25 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:20

I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...

Doortje 29

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:21

Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.

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ImNEWMAN 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:30

Oh gosh!

penelope_fml 2

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:31

nice aiming

Lounia_fml 8

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:36

This has nothing to do with grammar. These are spelling issues. "Sew" and "sue" have two entirely different meanings. Remember the FML about the "your nuts" instead of "you're nuts"? Mhm? You don't wanna end up like that guy now do you?

Lounia_fml 8

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:40

Why isn't the reply button working? :(

cameront777 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:41

OMG YOUR LIFE IS OVER

cameront777 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:50

Ummm sarcasm

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:58

No no, you are all misunderstanding our Zombeh friend. He is imying that sewing the teachers ass shut will cause an inability to defacate, which will be so uncomfortable that he will be forced into early retirement, thereby relieving the abused student of his misery. It all makes perfect sense. And I'm frankly disappointed that the rest of you didn't understand him.

mrbungle666 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:00

The reply of a person that pays attention in class.

Redhead99 16

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:25

Maybe you should pay attention in class. Did you at least throw it back?

Privations_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:32

You look like a red blood cell!

Redhead99 16

Thursday 10 February 2011 5:56

Atl east I make the body healthy =) lol

hook_em 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:30

when you sew his ass please put this as the profile pic so we can see him kick Yo ass

rallets 22

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:30

hes just saying to sew his ass

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