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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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randiZ25 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:20

I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...

Doortje 29

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:21

Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.

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Kelita 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:53

Lmao!!! it's ok I understood u!! :-)

Kelita 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:56

I would have threw it right back at her head. She could have gotten ur attention some other way, not by throwing something at ur head.

sexybeastsexybea 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:59

my teacher hit my head with a book when I wasn't listening one time an he wasn't even talking to me. it was band. FML

Zmeilerr 22

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:00

It's not severe enough to be assault. It would be harassment depending on where you live.

mudkipsan 19

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:11

On the contrary, even a poke or spitting would be enough, assuming it was willful and malicious. However, it would be considered battery.

SweetnessMallory 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:07

ow..well now you know to pay attention fyl and ydi for not paying attention in the first place. but with a metal pencil case? that's a little extreme

prettypinkpixie 9

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:26

Haha thats so funny. I had a teacher who would take a yard stick and slam it down on the desk next to students head when they would fall asleep. I definitaly made sure I stayed awake and paid attention in that class. You should pay attention in class to avoid having things thrown at you. YDI

zukinihudini 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:27

you mean his ath

lil_lala209 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:31

you could so sue her ass and get PAID!!!

srhshl 9

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:46

My physics teacher had a nerf gun he'd threaten us with. Then he aimed it at other teachers during a lockdown drill and got it taken away from him.

srhshl 9

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:48

Yeah, ^ that was meant as a reply for whatever comment was talking about nerf guns.

rockinroyalty 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:51

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