By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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Gillypants 3

#115 you're saying if she had said "i have stretched earlobes" nobody would have known what that meant? right....

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waxstigmata 0

this would be rather disturbing, even if were a "hot skinny chick", I personally don’t want to hear about another woman's nether regions, tis gross, unless the OP was gay, then I guess she's kind of shallow in that way, but understandably grossed out...

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pete275 0

isn't that why you get piercings, especially on your face? to share with everyone that you're into piercing? if you don't want to compare notes, keep them in your pants, like the fat chick (it's not like she shares with the nuns, just other freaks like her)

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Entheatus 13

People get piercings on their face because they like those particular piercings, not to "show the world." I have a septum piercing because I like septum piercings. I don't have any below-the-belt piercings because I don't want a below-the belt piercing. See how it works?

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Frolly_fml 0

Is there a phobia for being afraid of fat people? If there is, I have it.

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Lisimal 7

Wow...what a bunch of DOUCHEBAGS. So attractive to everyone is a boobless, assless, and anorexic bitch? Anyways, I do agree that just saying that is nasty and unclassy. TMI Yuck

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Logica42 0

No. Usually "attractive" is someone with big boobs, a big ass and a tiny waist, with a few varying differences in boob/ass size. Just saying.

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bubblebeez 0

And you're a douchebag right back. There's nothing wrong with skinny people.

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Monado 0

Honestly, I would be disgusted if ANY woman just randomly tells me she has orgasms just because I had some facial percings.

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PureGold 0

haha so many people automatically assumed the OP was man...apparently women get gauges too? O_O OP: this is DISGUSTING...why did she think you want to hear about that just cause you have piercings too? x( I wonder if she didn't have any friends to tell, but reeeeally wanted to tell someone. FYL for being the person she chose haha xP.

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DrAwesome 6

Hey, she's not heavy. She's my cashier, baby. ;)

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goebellll 0

that's disgusting. not the peircings, but the woman.

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valuemeal2 1

That's disgusting. Not the woman, but the piercing. When will people realize they look like douchebags with giant holes in their ears? At any rate, the lady shouldn't have felt the need to comment about something that most people would consider to be personal information.

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harlequintempest 0

what is disgusting is douche bags that are judgmental about other people's forms of self expression.

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