By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
I agree, your life sucks 548
You deserved it 86

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A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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omnomnomomnom 0

A Wal-Mart, if anything. Okay, it was funny, until I read all of the comments. I didn't realize we had so many god damn idiots on this site. It's not like they're not on the internet at all, but seriously? A gauge is a measurement. Make sure you know that well. When saying, "I wear size __ ___________s in my ears", you mean to say: Example: "I wear size 8 tapers in my ears." Or, "I wear 1/2" plugs in my ears." I believe that the OP said "gauges" because otherwise the idiots on the internet wouldn't have understood. I see she got flamed for incorrect terminology, but that only two others thought of it this way, excluding myself. Personally, I would have laughed it off, but I never go anywhere so it wouldn't have happened to me. I have no life, I admit it, so don't say anything to me and I won't get pissed. But what that woman did, attractive or not, working or not, was unethical. And since she was working, you could have gotten her fired for inappropriate conduct. Or whatever term you may use. Get your facts straight, stop stereotyping, and use your damn heads. You have them for a ******* reason, you know.

# 37, I'm pretty sure women are the only ones with ********'. Are you ******* retarded?

Linka_fml 0

The illustration is epic, I love how the illustrator used that one face in the third panel epic.

LMFAO ! This is hilarious ! Omg I would totally hang out with the register . She seems wicked awesome ! xD

When did #73 ever say anything about gender? I only saw age and race mentioned.

Actually, it sounds like the cashier might've been messing with your head. Or maybe not. *shrugs* Who knows but the cashier herself... Also, I know it may be your style, but having any visible piercings, not to mention multiple rings, studs, and/or plugs, can be a really foolish thing to do. If you're unlucky enough enough to get in a scuffle, get mugged, etc., it gives people a really easy thing to grab on to. I once knew a guy who had nipple piercings and a chain between the two. Some time afterward, he got into a bar brawl. Wanna know what happened? Well, it isn't exactly hard to guess, is it? That's besides the fact that they're actually against many company job policies anyway...

That illustration is so good! xD definitely made me laugh, very cute.