By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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Psodium 0

An ****** it's a kind of lettuce. That woman has some behind the counter because she loves them in her salads and she eats at work.

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kb26hockey 0

not to sound shallow, but yeah, obviously. if i put rosie o'donnell next to gisele bundgen who would you think is better looking? don't be the pc police, nobody likes it.

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xTIGERxLILYx 0

................................... I WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF.lol More like the entire awkward zoo comes out for this one.

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assclown216 0

thats ******* nasty!

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Gillypants 3

ALSO, if you have multiple facial piercings, you should know by now that anyone who DOESN'T thinks that the fact that you have them is an open invitation to tell you about theirs. its like they have to prove that they're just as tough as you. YDI for complaining that this happened.

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smbxsway 0

hahah that's messed up

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SilentGround 0

I dig girls with gauges. That's all I wanted to say.

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igraine 0

Well, you wanted attention when you got all those piercings, eh? This was just you getting some! Also, as others have said, it was rude and unnecessary to put the "very heavy" part in this FML!

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ciao_bella_fml 0

i dunno, i think it was necessary - it just makes it that much worse to imagine :|

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FreedomFirst 0

Ugh yuck! That is nasty. What is wrong with some people talking about that stuff to strangers?

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