By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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SushiCoster 0

Cereal: $2.99 Milk: $1.99 Bananas: $1.99 Getting told that your checkout clerk is having an ****** at this very moment: Priceless.

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thebaws 0

2.99 for cereal? 1.99 for milk? No way!

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justjayit 0

LOL. I love the image.

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originalusername_fml 0

the third image reminds me of the Awesome face :D

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jmeg_fml 0

oh hai, bi girl here. just saying that if she happened to be very heavy and still -attractive-, it might be kind of hot. but it's still toeing the line of vastly inappropriate given context. along the same lines: comic doesn't work for me cause i think the cashier is way cuter than the other girl.

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cutiepie87 0

The image isn't showing up for me.

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prabhpreet_s 0

yeah, me niether. the picture isn't there

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