By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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DatChickaa177353 0

Eww Now That's Just Plain Wrong I Would Have Likee Slaped The Shit Out of Her

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SusannaxBanana 0

OMG that's so good xD Clit piercing must have hurt like a bitch though. lol

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epicfail13337 4

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! If I was the OP, it wouldn't matter if that cashier was super-hot or very ugly. It's disgusting on anyone. I don't like facial piercings, but they don't mean the person is bad. FYL

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samiam998 0

eww what the hell. that's absolutely disgusting.

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xFenix81x 0

And that is when I would run away, screaming.

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Carribu 0

Correction. It would be hot for a GUY. If OP is a straight woman, and I'm guessing she is (duh), then it bothers her.

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CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

LOL, I wanna chill with this chick. She seems fun. XD.

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moosey1234 0

whoaa u wear 1/2 gauges????? those are huge!! i want gauges.. my mommy would be scared tho lol

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