By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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DameGreyWulf 0

You're very cool, yes. Also by the way, I had to use FF to see the picture :c And, I wouldn't find it hot if someone told me this kind of shit out of the blue, no matter who they are or what they looked like. That's... slightly creepy. Not disgusting, but certainly not something that would make me think "DAMN THAT'S FINE ASS SHIT YO" TMI is a good way to label this. Not horrible, but certainly uncomfortable.

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Aerobaby37 4

Lmfao, that's SO awkward!

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DiscoBallRenee 0

Something like that happened to me too, I have a lip piercing and the cashier made a comment of "what's a pretty girl like you doing with a trashy lip ring." Gauges are so sexy though.

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angelicaisaipom 0

You should have been like "being sexy~`~`*~8 ;D" .__.

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paivarotti 0

The image doesn't seem to be working for a number of us. Could somebody host it on imageshack or some place so we can see it, please?

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paivarotti 0

ok, lets try this http://i36.tinypic.com/2d94uwj.jpg [IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/2d94uwj.jpg[/IMG]

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paivarotti 0

triple posting FTL, chrome seems to have trouble opening this thing. Gotta use firefox, i guess.

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twiggly 0

lol cleanskins vs modifiers. This is retarded. lol Who cares if people call them gauges OR plugs(and w/e else there is). It's like complaining over Canadians saying "pop" and Americans saying "soda". If you're an 'expert' on piercings stfu. If you're an 'amatuer' stfu. It's just a name. If you're pet peeve is people using the wrong terminology you seriously need to get out and live a little.

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LeverPuller 5

Actually, because I love technicalities, Midwestern Americans say 'pop', and everyone else but Texans say 'soda'. Except the random few who use the entirety of 'soda pop'. And Texans call it 'coke'. Everything. Except Dr. Pepper according to my Texan friend. Dr. Pepper gets its own name. Yeah, I look into too many things. :B

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avalon24 18

I'm from the Midwest and we call it soda here, nobody in my area calls it pop! And for those that have piercings getting the right terms for things right is important to some of us, some don't care, some do, it's not about it being a pet peeve, it's just about using the right terms.

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ilysespieces 0

No, it's not like pop vs soda. If I were to say "I have gauged ears" that would literally mean "I have size ears", it makes no sense. Gauge means the size you're wearing. Like my earrings are 18G, or my plugs are 2G.

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PoeticPixie 0

#276, you must not love technicalities that much, or must base them on JUST the few people you know, because my mother is from the north, born and bred, and says 'pop.' I was born in the north and raised in the south and I say 'pop.' My grandmother, who was born and bred in the north, calls it coke. So it just depends on the people themselves.

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SAUC3Y 0

i'm from texas, and gee thanks, but not everyone refers to soda as "coke". so get your head out of your ass. kthnxbi. (:

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Aerobaby37 4

I'm from PA and I say pop :)

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ZombieGore 0

i'm from Georgia and we call EVERYTHING coke. even Dr. Pepper. you haven't researched enough.

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fuck_YOUR_lives 0

rosie o'donnell by a long shot.

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