By Catuser - 06/03/2014 03:09 - United States - Bracey

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML
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Catuser 14

This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Its a serious allergy. Your teacher should be more considerate.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

I must say OP, This has got to be a YDI fml.

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Comments

Soundslikeothers 15

Honors English Class? I don't believe you.

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conman531 23

What was your teacher's reaction?

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Uglyfeet 23

It seems that your teacher is a reasonable person... good for you and your crazy sneeze reaction OP :D

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cnewton84 28

That would have been the funniest thing to see though

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Grimeyboy 8

Hes just saying that he was dumb for saying what he did... I dont know why you guys are raging at him when he's admitting his fail.

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cjlerch 29

We're only saying that OP deserved it, which they did.

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DrownedMyFish 18

Is that something you say often? I'm confused! Why would would that be the first thing that comes to mind after you sneeze?

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beaverteaser 16

it is allergy season

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EmmaMK 35

I would answer their response with I said "Sorry, I just bit my lip" another possibility could be "Sorry, I just had a shit" but even the thought grosses me out.

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conman531 23

Genius thing to say but bad time and place!

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