Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time....

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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Thursday 2 July 2009 1:32

looks like he's been stalking you o_O

katekappy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:33

Thats creepy!! What did u do??

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lovelykendra5 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:32

Ask him about it.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:33

stalker! x_x you should probably lock your doors. and sleep with a gun in your pillowcase. and dump his creepy ass :D but at least you know he likes/loves/obsesses over you, right? :)

live_your_life_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:34

what a creeeeeeep :| ask your parents if they gave him any??

annaofwisconsin 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:37

Well, this sounds exactly like how Edward stalked Bella in Twilight. And apparently that's appealing, so if you really love him you'll look past it, like Bella did.

kira1kira 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:43

#83 s'wrong wit chu?! dont talk about twilight if u dont read the book cuz the movie made all the characters look like psychos

laurilauri 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:45

HAHAHA, oh my gosh it's so true though!! And the movie made them look like creepers because they ARE creepers!

emzmcgee 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:22

Oh God, Twilight freaks are invading the thread noooooooooooo!

apastry 6

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:25

Agreed. She's found IRL Edward. I bet all the 13 year olds reading FML are jealous. OP: Get out before he kills you.

WFMS 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:36

lol. that made my day. i was thinking for a while that i was the only person that thought he was a creep. I hate how people get so worked up over stupid books

awesomelylame 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:38

My god. I truly hate it when people freak out and get all insulted when jokes are made about fictional characters! They get all defensive and whatnot. This person isn't real! You do not know them! Grab onto some sanity. As for the OP. Get the **** out. Agreeing with all the sensible people in here, this will not get better, you cannot have a safe relationship with this man. He is unstable as hell, and most likely dangerous. Break up with him publicly and do everything you can to protect yourself against him in the future. Good luck.