Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time....

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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NGM_47 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:32

looks like he's been stalking you o_O

katekappy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:33

Thats creepy!! What did u do??

Comments

californiareader 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:20

oh ew he's a creeper. all i can say is run. and change your phone number. DEF FYL.

Cdldriver 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:24

First Stalker Now ur Boyfriend.

TuxedoBento 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:25

At least the stalker is now in heaven. ^^

Carmela_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:25

Run far, far away, before you end up a body in his basement. That's frelled up.

alexvb10 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:26

Creepy stalker!! Dump him

Njord09 2

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:26

today, today my 2 month girlfriend freaked out on me because she saw some pictures of her on one of my albums of some years ago. We've actually met years ago, and have all the same friends in common. She called the police. FML. ahahaha :P are you sure you only met him 2 months ago?

fretforyerlatte 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:26

wowwww that's pretty scary. make sure when you dump him you do it somewhere very public. tell people what's going on so if you turn up missing they know where to look. yikes, dude.

GDinNJ 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:47

Allow me to spell this out for you: D-I-S-T-U-R-B-I-N-G-L-Y C-A-N-D-I-D ARE YOU SERIOUS? How many friends do you have that take candid pictures of you then put them in albums? Seriously, answer me. Because if you answer is any more than zero, you legitimately have a problem. Because normal human beings do not follow each other and take secret pictures of people who don't KNOW them or who they have met briefly enough to not make a lasting impression. This. Is. Weird. Stalking can turn into a danger for not only the victim of the stalking, but also those around said victim. If he's seen you with other guys (especially now that you're dating), his reaction could end up being violent. Be very careful. Especially if he's unstable. I mean, definitely talk to him, but do it in a public place. Seriously, be careful.

TerriTheAsian 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:23

jeez he was jk, obviously :PP take it easy

GDinNJ 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 13:38

Okay, I apologize, but this kind of thing really gets to me (not people posting sarcastic things that I don't get, lol, sorry about that). I mean the stalking thing. It's creepy and unless legal action is taken, there can be some very, very serious results. Again, sorry Njord

whogivesaf_ck08 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:27

run.

Pwibble 2

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:28

Hooooly crap run away before he cuts you into little pieces and puts them in his freezer! Run! Run away right now! Shame the OP seems to be unregistered... I'd have loved to have found out what she did XD

Entity4Infinity 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:29

Uhm i hope you seriously take the advice of some people... bring it up listen to his excuse see if you believe him or not... if not... break up and try to keep safe.

drano 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:11

Yeah, I can totally see that working! GF: Hey I found this album and there's pictures of me from years ago, but we just met 2 months ago! Stalker: Uhhhh... *Locks door* *Eats key* *pulls out machete*