Intimacy: Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend.... - FML

By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Spicy

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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Late reaction

By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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Mind your own business

By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Spicy

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By Diogo Filipe de Almeida - 29/07/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, I was jerking off at 2am when a giant, thumb-sized cockroach came flying across my room, prompting me to scream pretty loudly. My mom then came into my room worried, only to find me naked on top of the couch, screaming like a little girl. I still had an erection. FML

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Keep your wits about you

By Rawr - 30/12/2009 01:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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Aert1ok995 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:53

hahahahaha

Talksyic 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:00

This is what happens when you give an idiot any form of technology that has a camera on it.

Comments

beneathitallxx 15

Thursday 30 May 2013 7:10

That sounds hilarious. HAHAHAHA

spacedragon 4

Sunday 1 September 2013 17:35

I want that picture on the Internet NOW

Federgirl 19

Tuesday 29 April 2014 18:52

I'm soo sorry but this made me laugh uncontrollably.... its funny but totally sucks. next time lock the door.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 28 December 2014 14:54

Always lock the door.

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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