By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 672
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Same thing different taste

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This is what happens when you give an idiot any form of technology that has a camera on it.

Comments

stewpididiot 11

hahaha.... put that shit on YouTube !!! especially if it's video.. hahaha !!!!!

stewpididiot 11

oh yeah..... massive??? compared to what??

Giorgio272 2

you could always get your mom to help you out. Incest in the morning.

KurouTenshi 0

omg ******* funny as shit!!!..I would loveee to see that pictureeee! ..but all the comments about most girls not wanting pics of their boyfriends penis....welllll I guess i'm not most girls..cuz that would actually be a turn on for mee

Every girl I've ever dated loved getting pics of that so I think you're in the majority.

rohosoccer08 1

I agree... turns me on when I get a pic of my husband!

buttshapedfruit 0

lmfao!! omg hahaha I wish I cld see her yellen at u I think I wld burst into tears from laughter xD

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