By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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dca714 0

what good does a ******* lock do if its outsite the door?

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xhopefulsecretx 0

Your mom is a pervert. Bring it up any chance you get, she'll stop entering your room.

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mattypants 0

i guess you could've said "just a minute" but damn whats with your mom. "I'm naked"...normally means don't enter...and it was locked. Did you have a talk with your mom and tell her she was wrong? It's kinda sad when you have to teach the parents common courtesy.

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Kenturahangel 0

i guess there is no privacy in your house shit i dont have privacy in mines either thats why you do that stuff in the bathroom or when noone is home

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XxAGRrrrxX 0

thats almost happened to me before but I scream and get really pissed off when people try to move the lock so they just walk away;;never been caught yet^.^

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redroses5 0

@145.. and you think your mom is that dumb that she doesn't know what you're doing? haha. how naive.

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