By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Bobjoemurphy 0

lmao #62 ya u should've been like "since u came in can u finish me off????

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prettiep 0

thats ok! lol i feel like punching people when things like that happen

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textuallyactive 0

If you said you were masturbating, she wouldn't have come in... just saying

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Jman1906 2

Wow. Your Mom is a real bitch. Get a better lock, I'm thinking more like a bar across your door. And tell her if she ever comes into your room when you say "No." or especially "I'm naked." that you will stop going to school.

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erkdoc 0

I bet you mom was hoping for that. My mom always walks into my room without knocking and i cant get a lock. I can't wait till i turn 18.

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beebeeL 1

lmao yea fyl . talk about EMBARRASING . well @ least now she's knows better =)

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TheMusician260 0

MOM!!, WTF?!?!? Why do the doors even HAVE locks?!

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HeartlessxBitch 0

HAHA soo many comments. this FML is mine. XD time for some explanations! 1.) i'm a girl btw 0_~ 2.) my door doesn't have a lock that requires a key, so i'm not a moron who just hands out keys to defeat the purpose. XD 3.) you can unlock my door by just simply sticking something into the hole in the door & turning it. *immature giggling at unintendid innuendo* 4.) yes. my mom is incredibly rude & inconsiderate. 5.) she learned her lesson to knock first & never ever ever barge into my locked bedroom door... XP

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whoisthisagain 0

Don't worry. It happens to the best of us.

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