Intimacy: Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked...

By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 06:00 - Philippines - Roxas

Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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ThatScaryKidd 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks

Peterick 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

so much for knocking.

Comments

JessicaKitty 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:56

What the hell is wrong with your mom if it's "okay" if you're naked?!

LunarMage 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:49

YDI for not stopping when she knocked on the door. Only an idiot would keep beating off with a parent outside their door.

MrIncredibleSME 3

Monday 5 September 2011 8:06

Yeah, parents have a habit of forgetting what the phrase "don't come in!" means. Maybe she'll listen next time... Fyl.

newburton13 26

Saturday 3 March 2012 22:26

She knocked. That's more than most parents. And how'd she unlock it from the outside?

newstart11 9

Saturday 4 May 2013 13:49

At least u guys r close

MrBoredomioo 18

Friday 2 August 2013 19:49

My awful mother doesn't let us lock any doors, including the bedrooms and bathrooms. So far family has walked in on me taking a dump 5 times. I once saw my mom naked, and she is FAT.

Pot14 9

Wednesday 25 September 2013 20:16

that's gross.

JaiBrooks5 13

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:15

Mmmmmm #2 lol

anniet292929 3

Saturday 15 March 2014 0:02

My mom asks if she can go in, then goes and unlocks the door even when I say no. She and my dad has the key to my room and would constantly barge in. I would be showering or letting off some steam after having to deal with my little brother and school. They don't understand that I need privacy.