Intimacy: Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked... - FML

By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

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Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 06:00 - Philippines - Roxas

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Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

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Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

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Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

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Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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ThatScaryKidd 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks

Peterick 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

so much for knocking.

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harokaii 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 14:57

tskk tskk.. you killed a kitten :(

babymanda 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:59

hahahahahahahahahahaha.

froggy123000 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 18:47

rofl!!!! that sux.....

rinaldy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:21

oh shut up # 5

rinaldy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:23

# 52 ur f***ing hilarious!!!

burritobird 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:53

highly disturbing. good luck dude.

DeepSleep8 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:41

why wouldnt you stop until she went away? you can still ********** with your mom on the other side of the door??

PhysOptGuy 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:36

Why would it be ok for her to come in when you're naked? That's a level of comfortableness I hope to never reach with my mother.

dawgboy12345 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:57

i cant tell you how many times that has almost happened. its like parents dont know what guys do

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

Wednesday 1 April 2009 5:18

your mother's a bitch

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