Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind...

By Nominome - 07/02/2010 00:31 - France

Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML

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By cmac1229 - 23/06/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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npk88 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:34

"Today, I was in line minding my own business at the store when some bitch in front of me purposely took a long time to check out. I was having a hard time and gasping for breath the whole time because I didn't have my oxygen tank. FML"

MadPercussion 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:00

this is what is wrong with people today. everyone just assumes that everyone else is a jerk, when in reality they are the ones who are being complete assholes. like that one person who keyed a BMW that was blocking their driveway because they thought some jerk parked there on purpose, but it turned out it was a present for their graduation. ******* morons these days, have some consideration

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martic835 2

Monday 8 February 2010 7:34

I bet the OP is a woman who thinks every man is trying to get at her. Get over yourself OP.

drifter5031 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:48

um ya he wasn't sighing he was trying to breath. idiot

beastlydevon 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:42

um I think she found that out already smart ass penis face!!! you would have done the same thing so stfu smart ass penis face  i will set you on  and  in your urethra if u dnt shut up okey dokey great nice to meet you 

pattheaninal 9

Monday 8 February 2010 12:53

if I had an oxygen tank, I'd ram it so far up your ass, you'd scuba dive without anything else.

purplekites 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:32

if it was that big of an emergency he would've ran to his car then came back for his things

joesuperman 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:54

your an ass

whatthunder_ 16

Tuesday 28 April 2015 7:29

*you're How can you insult someone if you can't even use grammar correctly?

p_aig3 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:24

wow calm down you ignorant assholes. what are the chances that this could have happened? exactly, not very likely. so they heard somebody breathing heavily, is the first thing they're gonna think "oh this guy must be without his oxygen tank" no, no they were not thinking that. they were assuming it was one of MANY impatient people in a grocery store. SUCK IT.