Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind...

By Nominome - 07/02/2010 00:31 - France

Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML

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By cmac1229 - 23/06/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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npk88 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:34

"Today, I was in line minding my own business at the store when some bitch in front of me purposely took a long time to check out. I was having a hard time and gasping for breath the whole time because I didn't have my oxygen tank. FML"

MadPercussion 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:00

this is what is wrong with people today. everyone just assumes that everyone else is a jerk, when in reality they are the ones who are being complete assholes. like that one person who keyed a BMW that was blocking their driveway because they thought some jerk parked there on purpose, but it turned out it was a present for their graduation. ******* morons these days, have some consideration

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warmmilk 1

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:40

OP is a ******* ****! even if the guy wasn't on oxygen, if someone is in a hurry, they're in a hurry! why do you have to be an asshole and purposely take longer? what the **** did he ever do to you that you have to try and **** his day up?

Natalie403 6

Sunday 14 November 2010 3:26

It's not your fault OP. There's one in a million chances this could happen xD

juliabrookss 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:26

God you're so ******* insensitive.

destinycalls 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 14:25

I think people r being really mean it's not like she knew that he was practically dying he should remember he's oxygen tank if he had forgotten it then obviously he needs to get his priorities straight

llamakidderp 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:41

How was OP supposed to know the person lacked their o2 tank? He could have said something to OP! Jerks...

jetpurple 2

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:38

do u like pooping

Black_Letter 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:38

You're a queer.

nemolovesme 11

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:46

i know there was no way for you to know he needed an oxygen tank, but still, you assumed he was a jerk so you hypocritically took as long as you could to pack your things? not cool. you were the real jerk. if he was bugging you, you should have packed your things quickly and gotten the hell out of there

ChangMu 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 5:57

Even if he had been sighing out of impatience, you were still a dick to intentionally take longer than you needed to.

savfd645 7

Monday 24 October 2011 17:03

Can you say asshole? Cuz that's what you are, bitch!! Have a nice day!! :)

Rae13 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:03

Well for ppl saying that the guy should have told her he forgot his oxygen tank, I think he did.. If not how would OP know that he needed one? Either he ran out to his car for the oxygen tank or the guy told her. But still I think it's OP fault. He did not do anything to deserve u being a bitch. Plus by doing so u slow the whole checking out line. Now who is the jerk?