Intimacy: Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped...

By juvenile friends suck - 10/01/2013 20:52 - Germany - Tangstedt

Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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Friday 11 January 2013 3:13

where exactly do you live?

lilhellian 26

Friday 11 January 2013 3:14

Ask and ye shall recieve...

Comments

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 11 January 2013 3:21

Handlebar mustache.

Kalipczo 21

Friday 11 January 2013 3:23

N n n n nasty. Nasty jazz.

melacortez 11

Friday 11 January 2013 3:24

Hey that happens in SanFrancisco all the time

glittercookies 12

Friday 11 January 2013 3:26

Well, they both have balls to do what they did.

ThePsyche 9

Friday 11 January 2013 3:27

Arrow to the bone marrow.

jlarae12 10

Friday 11 January 2013 3:28

Was it your birthday?? ;)

Morqan_Freeman 14

Friday 11 January 2013 3:29

And what happened next? Your friend goes from :D to :|

funny_but_sad 4

Friday 11 January 2013 3:44

Where the **** do you live!?!

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 11 January 2013 3:51

Based on other comments OP lives in Germany. I can't see the location neither.

pickles1994 18

Friday 11 January 2013 8:14

Old FML App F.T.W.

zombieslayer83 19

Friday 11 January 2013 3:49

A palm tree with a crescent moon.

outoftown 26

Friday 11 January 2013 3:54

Silly friend, to mess with a guy tough enough to wear a dress in January! Takes serious dedication to fashion to not bundle his legs up in the cold. *brrrrr*