Health: Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my...

By ridella - 08/04/2011 10:35

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Fast Cars" by Buzzcocks

By Sparky - 20/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML

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You deserved it 246

By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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You deserved it 121

By tm - 18/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Madisonville

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML

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You deserved it 2 103

Ironic

By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML

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You deserved it 91

No pain, no meds

By I don’t stink - 01/05/2020 20:00

Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 309

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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You deserved it 4 399

Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 285 185

Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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You deserved it 7 909

Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

By clair_brodie - 04/07/2019 20:00

Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML

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You deserved it 225

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 8 April 2011 15:59

watch those grapes, I nearly had my penis amputated because of one. true story

mrmerino 0

Friday 8 April 2011 16:30

oh my gawd that reminds me of that episode of spongebob where he slips on an ice cube

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sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 8 April 2011 16:22

Wow that's crazy. I hope your back feels better.

fmart 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:32

wow ur hot

mintcar 9

Friday 8 April 2011 16:24

HAHAHAHA. A grape? Really? Couldn't come up with a better excuse? HAHA.

CaptainPickles72 18

Friday 8 April 2011 20:57

It's better than saying he slipped on a used condom.

zman1422 3

Friday 8 April 2011 16:29

somebody's uncoordinated...

tarabelle 7

Friday 8 April 2011 20:36

don't hate uncoordinated people

mrmerino 0

Friday 8 April 2011 16:30

oh my gawd that reminds me of that episode of spongebob where he slips on an ice cube

BellaGoBoom 6

Friday 8 April 2011 20:25

Who is this 'Gawd' and may I blindly worship him??

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 8 April 2011 16:30

Getting old is a bitch. Watch your step else you'll end up needing a new hip.

Cloving1987 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 15:07

hahaha

salsalover_12 5

Friday 8 April 2011 16:58

OMG!!! was the grape hurt?!

thatlovelygirl12 0

Friday 8 April 2011 17:19

Did u let the grape see the doctor too?!

goaliemkl123 8

Friday 8 April 2011 16:58

you got graped!!

Baseball_Luva 5

Friday 8 April 2011 17:01

haha woww that sucks

rhpsfan9 10

Friday 8 April 2011 17:06

lmao a grapes? really? that sucks

zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 22:12

Yes, a grapes, great way to show off your grammar abilities

zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 22:12

Yes, a grapes, great way to show off your grammar abilities

zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 22:12

Yes, a grapes, great way to show off your grammar abilities

zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 22:12

Yes, a grapes, great way to show off your grammar abilities

nswan 5

Friday 8 April 2011 17:32

haha you got graped.

goaliemkl123 8

Friday 8 April 2011 17:37

wow. way to be original...

cptmorgan15 2

Friday 8 April 2011 18:19

Ya, too bad someone said it before you too 33.

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Fast Cars" by Buzzcocks

Ironic

No pain, no meds

Funny how?

Acting out

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